Hello people of the internet!!
It appears that I have some very bad news for you which will explain my absence. You see..ok this hard *deep breath * I found this website which had this incredibly helpful online tool and, well, it seems I have a problem:
I appear to be possessed! With a demon of slothfulness no less! Oh the shame.
I urge you, good people of the internet, to go this website and find out what demon may be afflicting YOU. Then perhaps we can battle them together. Right after this nap. Dammit I have limbs to atrophy and bedsores to grow!!
Find it here