Hello people of the internet!!
It appears that I have some very bad news for you which will explain my absence. You see..ok this hard *deep breath * I found this website which had this incredibly helpful online tool and, well, it seems I have a problem:
I appear to be possessed! With a demon of slothfulness no less! Oh the shame.
I urge you, good people of the internet, to go this website and find out what demon may be afflicting YOU. Then perhaps we can battle them together. Right after this nap. Dammit I have limbs to atrophy and bedsores to grow!!
Find it here
hahah.
You may be afflicted with a demon known as KATAL
Katal is the demon of jealousy and bitterness – he’s the spitting image of Lucifer his master who rebelled against the true God. He finds his way into the hearts of those who are envious of those around them, who think ill of family, friends and neighbors. Signs: those possessed by Katal will have violent mood swings, they will have a cold, clammy sweat and most frighteningly, may bleed from the eyes. Those around the possessed may hear a menacing, whispered voice with no obvious source.
Comment by Maren — August 1, 2010 @ 9:40 am
You may be afflicted with a demon known as PIRJU
Pirju is the demon of rage and violence. It is fire and destruction he wishes to rain on the good and innocent. He can drive peaceful, kind people to rage against any perceived affront and to become violent at the drop of a hat. Signs: those afflicted with Pirju will have a purple, swollen tongue. In addition to being enraged, they will shriek at an extremely high volume. Their pupils can turn the color of blood. They will tend to cut or tear at their own flesh if given the chance – keep all sharp implements away from them.
Win
Its like being given a free Tamagotchi.
Comment by Tom — August 1, 2010 @ 7:45 pm
I feel like I have room for the full set though, if anyone is planning on exorcising theirs.
Comment by Tom — August 1, 2010 @ 7:52 pm
hot skin baby, hot skin!!
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You may be afflicted with a demon known as ALKALA
Alkala is known as the demon of gross indulgence and lust. He preys on the weak of spirit and those who would too easily give into their desires – some traits of this demon can include drinking too much, drug, sex, gambling or other addictions. Signs: A person possessed by Alkala will have skin that feels hot to the touch, but lips that are ice cold, and may speak in ancient Aramaic.
Comment by ocb — August 1, 2010 @ 8:21 pm
btw your demon sounds amaaaazing! I wish I lived nearer so I could prod you and splash you with cool water.
Comment by ocb — August 1, 2010 @ 8:23 pm
Man why does everyone have cooler demons than me?! All I do is lay around atrophying and getting bedsores.
Comment by Debbie — August 1, 2010 @ 10:00 pm
Look, just because you are possesed by some infernal demon of lazyness, theres no excuse for slothful blogging! Well… there is… but thats not the issue…
Comment by Tom — September 9, 2010 @ 11:07 am