Did you know that when you purchase a BMW or an Audi (or similar) that in the dealership they take away your license. Then you are asked to enroll on a new license course called ‘How to be the biggest prick you can on the road’ and then once you have passed it is only then you are allowed to collect the keys to your new car.
Modules of this course include
- Bumper to bumper driving at 80+mph.
- Swerving across all three lanes of the motorway because you feel like it.
- Parking across as many spaces as you can (Can include advanced module: Parking across 3+ spaces).
- Talking on your phone (Made even more fun now it is illegal).
- Driving with full beam on because no one else needs their retinas anyway.
- Driving with the window down even in winter and blasting tinny Eastern European Trance.
Bonus Module includes:
- I am probably a drug dealer.
I had no idea. Really I didn’t.