I have a problem.

I big one.

I am totally addicted to The Apprentice (UK).

Last year I was not alone in this addiction, two housemates and I would spend many an hour sat crossed legged, clapping our hands in glee as Sir Alan and his aides ripped apart the lame and useless candidates. This year those housemates have abandoned me (something about jobs and graduation but pfft I am still bitter). I sit alone in my room..still clapping my hands in glee and sat cross legged.

I think I just love the fact they are all so utterly useless at anything business related, I spend at least an hour of my Thursday talking with my boss about how they lack any ounce of business acumen and yet they are touted as the brightest business brains of our generation. Oh dear we are fucked then really.

May I present you with my two most hated contestants? No well..tough heh.

I hate him because he totally stitched up my favourite contestant Simon and got him booted, oh and dude..get some hair gel.

She can most frequently be found shouting down other contestants and then making them cry. Great way to run a business bitch.

I do love two people though. Those two people are Sir Alan’s aides; Margaret Mountford and Nick Hewer. Their facial expressions and hatred for society are the only things that get me through the week right now, plus Nick looks like he would really benefit from a bowel movement or two.