On this, the eve of Halloween, it is time to consider what you are going to dress up as if you haven’t already. Obviously you are going to want something that is going to terrify small children into nightmares for weeks and these days the average ghost, witch or zombie is just not going to cut it so let.
Today I saw Frank (Donnie Darko’s rabbit manifestation thing), a Hello Kitty (yep that would actually scare me stupid..) and a couple of other outfits but one thing which stood out above all others were a group of girls who had perhaps the three most terrifying outfits in the entire. universe; Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
I only wish I had a camera to document the perfect costumes they had crafted, I mean granted it doesn’t take a whole lot of crafting to wear next to nothing, but to pull of that level of skank takes a bit of dedication.
The thing which killed me the most was the extra detail all three of them carried around, a soft plush Giant Microbe venereal disease.