I think most of you out there know how much I love zombies.

Anyway, I was sat around at work, everything is dead (pun was really not intended) because people just aren’t buying houses right now and I was using my empty time to think about zombies (as you do). I was thinking how someone really ought to make a reality show Big Brother/movie type cross over where a housemate is infected by a zombie and then we all slowly watched the rest fight it out to see who could survive. Even cooler, what about if 28 days later had a reality show spin off..where the whole of humanity turn into zombies and the contestants know nothing about it until eviction night. I think it would work really well if it is done along the same lines as Shaun of the Dead and it is about the only way Big Brother would be remotely watchable.

Plus it would really inject some life (again, not intended) into reality shows because people are just so bored with them.

Turns out E4 blatantly stole my idea..about a year before I even had it. There is a show called Dead Set which is basically that premise. I am now on a mission to track down the episodes so I can get my zombie on.

So yes, that is pretty much what I do at work when it is quiet. Sit around and think of zombies. Or Unicorns and on the odd occasion I think about bacon.

At school we had sex education when we were about 11 or so. It was awful and embarrassing..all the parents were called in to review the material beforehand and raise any issues about what they were showing us. Only one parent complained and tried to insist we shouldn’t have sex education. Mine. It was one of those awful videos which shows naked people sat around talking, a quick diagram of the act and then it quickly moved on to the implications of having sex, from disease to pregnancy. It was painful for all of us because we already had a good idea of what sex was all about and this ancient video was just plain amusing.

How times have changed (yeah I sound like I am 60), I was scanning through the TV channels earlier this morning and came across a kids tv show on one of the main channels which was covering sex in this particular episode.
First they were talking about positions, the most popular being doggy style and boy did they go into detail, including the use of various household objects or toys you might just, at the age of 11, have laying around.
Then they went off into the street to discuss with the public the ups and downs of faking orgasms along with asking if it was important to reach orgasm during sex. They covered gay sex. They also (which was mortifying, even for me) went up to a bunch of the kids parents and asked them what their turn-ons and fantasies were. Before asking which position they most favoured, while the child psychologists gleefully rubbed their hands together thinking about the hours of therapy needed after that particular revelation.

I am pretty confident that if this was the material shown to the parents when I was at school then my mum would have dropped dead on the spot.